Thursday, March 27, 2014

Update

I'm sorry I haven't updated the blog for a while, but I thought I should bring everybody up-to-date.

Eric decided to return home from his mission early. He served well and was highly regarded by all he worked with in the Family and Church History Mission.

Here is what Eric posted to his Facebook page:

"To dispel the rumors: yes, I have returned from my mission early, I got back last Monday. I learned and grew more in one year than I have in my entire life but for various reasons I felt the best decision for my life right now was to move on and leave early. So far my family and church leaders have been very respectful of my decision which I'm very grateful for."

So now he's looking for a job. And based on some of the things the stake president said when Eric was released, I wouldn't be surprised if Eric is called to be a Family History consultant or something in the stake.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Week Fifty Nine

Caught on Tape!


On Tuesday, January 21, Eric said in his email:

"During Music and the Spoken Word on Sunday I'm pretty sure I caught myself on tv a couple of times in the background.  Even if I wasn't in it I definitely saw Elder Pickering."

Below I submit the evidence...

Eric is seated between the pillars
(Click for a larger picture)

Eric sees himself  on the TV monitor...
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...so he turns and looks at the camera.
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And now, Eric's message:

You know I'm really glad you were able to catch me looking at the camera because I did it specifically for you.  I was going to wave but I'm not brave enough to do that yet.  Maybe when I'm closer to going home.

I got my license renewed about 2 hours ago.  I wanted it done earlier but that's the only  time Elder Andersen could do it for me.  Don't worry anymore because I got it done exactly a week before it expired.


Yesterday we had a meeting with all the elders so President Workman could announce the new AP.  He chose an elder named Elder Collier who got here in April 2013.  This left a vacancy because he was a zone leader so an elder named Elder Perkins became the new zone leader, he also got here in April 2013.  President Workman was explaining that he's trying to give all elders opportunities for leadership positions so if you get released that doesn't mean you aren't doing a good job and all that, so I thought this meant that I was going to get released.  Nope I got the new transfer sheet and I'm still a district leader for March.  They must like me where I am or something.

I ate at the Blue Iguana (not to be confused with the red one) on Saturday night for an elder's birthday.  He told me it wasn't too expensive but it turned out to be a gourmet Mexican restaurant with nothing on the menu being under $10.  I got some enchiladas and they were pretty good but I would rather have cheaper ones.

(Brian's Note: I prefer the Red Iguana located on North Temple near the Jackson/Euclid TRAX stop. They have really tasty mole -- pronounced Mol-ay -- sauces. The Red Iguana has a fast food version of the restaurant called Taste of Red Iguana. It is located in the food court in the City Creek Center across the street from Temple Square and is significantly cheaper than the Blue or Red Iguanas. I highly recommend it.)

I'm getting a new companion on Wednesday, Elder Henrie.  He's not new to the mission so this is the first time I'll just have a regular transfer without any trainer opportunities or whatever since for forever.  Elder Pickering is a bit sad to go but I told him we've been together for a while now and transfers happen. 

Love,

Elder Larson

Parting Shot:

Here is a little video of Eric seeing himself on TV and looking at the camera.
Click here to see a full version of the video.



Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Week Fifty Seven and Fifty Eight

I'm not a very good blogger. I forgot to post Eric's message from last week, so once again it's two for the price of one.


The sleep machine hasn't arrived yet (maybe it arrived today I haven't gotten the mail yet.)  But thank you so much for getting it anyway because I wasn't even sure if you'd be willing to get it for me or not so thank you.

I knew about the Aquabats! getting canceled like 3 weeks ago all my sisters including Dad told me on the same day.  I'm pretty sure that's the only time all 3 of them have e-mailed me.  I told Elder Liddiard and he told everyone in his family to sign the petition. 

There's a hawk around?  Oh no guard Viktor!  No I'm just kidding.  What a cool thing to see in our backyard.

Well this last week was crazy because it was RootsTech week.  We had patrons everywhere and pizza everywhere.  A ridiculous overabundance of pizza I lived off of pizza this whole week pretty much.  This is what the break room looked like on most days:


We also had Elder Davis and Elder McCarty come back to help us on our most busy night:


Not my best picture but I was pretty tired.

Also mama pigeon is back in her nest where she was last year:


I realized recently that I should probably make my e-mails more spiritual considering how I'm a missionary and all and it can be pretty hard to tell when all my e-mails are just about pigeons and how my chiropractor is out to get me.  (Even though he totally is for the record, even President Workman is on to him now.) 

I've been studying what is called The Law of the Harvest lately, that is, you reap what you sow.  This can be found in Galatians 6.  When you do good things in the end you'll reap good things, if you do bad things in the end you'll reap bad things.  (Or even if you do nothing you'll reap nothing.)  It's not just the big moments in our life though, we all are capable of doing good things some days yet bad things most days.  I want to be able to reap good after years and years of doing good things every day.  Keeping the commandments, enduring, and being Christlike will lead to a life of good in the end and that will show my true worth. 

Love,
Elder Larson



Thank you very much for the sound machine I am very convinced that it is one of the greatest things that has entered my life.  I am being rocked to sleep by sounds so real that I no longer need to go outside anymore. It doesn't have any sound loops which I just find absolutely amazing (and if it does then it does a really good job at hiding it.)  It sounds like you're next tot he ocean and the wave is different every time.  And the fireplace setting is also really awesome to listen to it's the one getting me to sleep along with ocean.  The only setting on it I don't like is the white noise setting, which literally sounds like tv static.  I don't get that one at all.

Telling my companion that my dog was too dumb for obedience school so we're going to have to send him back to puppy school was one of the funniest sentences I've ever composed.  So bravo to Shamus for that.
I have to go back to puppy school :-(


Yes I got the valentine box and the thing from our ward was unexpected but really nice.  And thank you for not sending me a ton of candy I know that that seems like a weird thing to be grateful for but I have more candy then I know what to do with and my companions won't eat it either.

I can play pretty much any hymn with my right hand but I have not been able to play anything using full parts yet.

Yesterday we just watched the 3 part documentary Fires of Faith: The Coming Forth of the King James Bible.  I think you may have seen it before but it's a good one. 

Your view on reaping what you sow are correct.  When you plant a seed you don't get it immediately.  Whenever I think about people wondering why good things happen to bad people and bad things happen to good people I think about Job.  Through all he endured and even the accusing words of his friends he maintained his faith in God knowing that even though he didn't know why bad things were happening to him, he did know that God is still loving and merciful and knows what's best for him.  I like the book of Job because even though it doesn't answer why bad things happen to good people, it does teach us how we should respond.  And through faith all will be well in the end.

Love,
Elder Larson

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Week Fifty Six

The air is a bit better now because it snowed quite a bit last night.  It weirded me out because I woke up at 4 AM because someone was shoveling snow right outside my window and I was thinking where did all of the snow come from?  Even the pigeons seem happy.  (I have a strange fondness for pigeons I've come to realize.  Don't know why either.) 

Security has an office on the main floor of the lobby but it's not really big.  If you call the non-emergency number for security like what I did they'll just send any officers that happen to be roaming around over.  If you call the emergency number then personnel medics or whatever will show up quite fast.  And if you press one of the panic buttons then in less than 3 seconds you'll have armed guards swarming the floor coming in through doors you didn't even know existed.  I haven't seen that, but someone pressed it just to see if it worked (big no no) and that was the result.  Everything on Church campus is connected by underground tunnels so I guess that's how they do it.  So basically I feel safer here than I would anywhere else.

I actually didn't need the pink paper you sent because I forgot to tell you (and so did Dad evidently) that Dad sent me a .pdf of my insurance card so I printed it out and I just used that and now I have it with me at all times.  I didn't get to see the doctor yet because my x-rays didn't arrive on time.  I have them now and I will see what's what tomorrow.

I still haven't bought a new CD player because I don't feel like I need to anymore because mine's working somewhat okay now.  But thanks.  I am going to ask for something that's probably too expensive though so brace yourselves.  I'm going to attempt to start sleeping naturally again and one thing we all think will help is a new sleep machine.  I'm glad you sent me the one that we already have but I'm afraid it's kind of...not good.  It has a 3 second sound loop which drives me crazy and the sound quality isn't very good.  This is the one that the nurses at the mission office have and they suggested it to me.  I tried it and I really like it and it's half off right now.  I would have asked for my birthday but it might not be half off then:  http://www.walmart.com/ip/Sound-Sleep-Adaptive-Sound-Sleep-Therapy-Machine/16405852  In case link doesn't work it's Ecotones Sound + Sleep Machine Model ASM1002.  Thank you very much.  ( I checked at my local Wal-Mart and it didn't have it.)

I was still kind of sick at the beginning of last week but I'm finally okay.  I went to zone every time though because I didn't have a fever so according to the nurses that meant that I could go. 

We also decided to stop playing board games in my apartment because they were starting to be too much of a distraction.  Board games are not bad things obviously but they are distracting when you end up not getting any studying done which is what was happening to my apartment mates.  I found a quote by Neal A. Maxwell, "Many individuals preoccupied by the cares of the world are not necessarily in transgression. But they certainly are in diversion and thus waste “the days of [their] probation” (2 Ne. 9:27)."  I told them that we were kind of wasting our time when we had much better things to do since we were on a mission.  They agreed with me so now we're done. 

We also went through another huge change.  We got 3 new young elder zone leaders to be companions with our current zone leaders.  On other missions zone leaders and APs are always companions so President Workman wanted it to be like that from now on.  That left a gap of 4 new district leaders because 3 are now zone leaders (and one of the district leaders got released.  Don't know why either.)  This means I am officially the oldest district leader still alive; as in I've been a district leader much longer than any of the other current district leader.  I'm expecting a release because I've been one for about half my mission now so it will either be a release for me soon or a promotion.  It's all up in the air so I really don't know what will happen to me so I'll be happy to do whatever.

Elder Ungerman is moving out and we'll have a new elder that came in December moving in.  The other Elders that will be living with me, Elder Pickering, Elder Robinson, and Elder Collard, came into the mission in October, November, and December respectively.  I'll have my first opportunity to feel like an old man on the mission because I'll be living with all these greenies. 

Thank you for including a spiritual thought at the end.  Keep on doing it because I really like it.

Love,
Elder Larson

Saturday, February 1, 2014

Week Fifty Five

An Adventure with the Chiropractor

I'm going to tell you about my chiropractor adventure before I forget.

So I got to go to the chiropractor last Thursday and they brought me in again to watch another video telling me that I had a "vertebral subluxation" on my neck.  Apparently my neck doesn't curve as much as it should and that this is a serious problem that needs fixing.  So serious that I was told that I need to come in at least 20 times to fix this problem. 

I've been skeptical of this chiropractor since my first visit (for obvious reasons) and this kind of blew things over the roof for me so I told him he could go ahead and adjust me for today and I'd make an appointment and tell him my decision on whether I would go through his 20 visit plan or not. 

I did some research and found out that the "subluxation" thingie is actually more of a medical theory than an actual thing and even though there are many chiropractors that claim they can heal these things a lot of chiropractors don't stand by this theory at all.  And with a little more research I was able to find out that my "straight neck" problem shouldn't be a medical problem at all but it would be safe to get a second opinion anyway.  So based on all this I deduced that we must have really good insurance because the chiropractor really seems to want to cash in on it. 

So I told Elder Andersen that I think he's a fraud and that I don't want to see him anymore and that I want a copy of my x rays from him so I could get a second opinion.  He actually agreed with me completely because he told me that he's been weary of him for quite some time (he only takes elders there because that's where they were going before he got here I guess).  He told me that whenever he brings in an elder who's insurance doesn't cover chiropractic work then they get told to just stretch it and ice it and he should be fine; but with me it was, "You have insurance?  Oh man you might have a serious problem.  Let's take x rays and a ton of other tests so we can work on you for forever." 

So yeah.  Neither Elder Andersen or I (and I can assume you are not too since you get the bills) are happy with this chiropractor and we're going to him today to ask for my x rays which I have a right to.  (Or at least a copy of.)  And I'm obviously not going to be seeing him anymore. 

My neck and shoulder still hurts occasionally but I actually did start stretching it again and I think that helps.  I got some icy hot junk too and that helps as well.

An Adventure with the Psycho Lady

I'm going to tell you about my adventure with the psycho lady before I forget.

So on Wednesday I was minding my own business at zone when the current floor manager at the time came to me with a patron who was weeping hysterically and said that she had requested a blessing.  So Elder Menke and I brought her into a room in the back and asked her to tell us what was wrong.  As soon as she started talking we realized immediately what was wrong.  It turns out she was severely mentally ill and was completely psychotic in the strictest sense of the term.  She was having delusions and hallucinations and exhibiting every single sign of schizophrenia.  (I don't know why I keep attracting these people either.)  This situation was a lot more different than the other one though, as in it was potentially dangerous.  See she didn't seem to realize that she had a mental issue; in fact when Elder Menke accidentally hinted that that was the case she got really mad at us and told us that she was not crazy.  It was all the government's fault.  See she can't take showers anymore because the government is transmitting messages into her head through ultra violet rays from their satellites and she can only use the computers at the library because they aren't bugged.  And she has proof that the government is doing it because she can see painted rainbows on the walls and we can't.  So yeah, it was pretty scary.

We still gave her a blessing though.  When she left we got security and filled out a report so when she comes in again they can get her help because as far as I was able to tell she's completely dependent on her sister who doesn't seem to know what to do with her which is bad because she really can't be wandering around public alone due to the fact that she's potentially dangerous.

Also I'm currently sick again.  I caught some sort of weird virus that is spreading through our elders like wildfire.  My throat is extremely sore and I can't stop coughing.  This is the first time I've been out of the apartment since Friday.

Well that's all.

Love,
Elder Larson

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Week Fifty Three and Fifty Four

I forgot to post Eric's message from last week, so you get two for the price of one this week.



In response to Molly's suggestion that Eric keep a small notebook or scrap of paper to write down things as he thinks of them:

I got that idea even before you told me somehow so I got some little notes organized in my planner here.

The keyboard box was gigantic so carrying that home was really fun (yes I had to get it at the JSMB.)  But the good news is we have a gigantic box to play in at the apartment now.  (I was able to fit myself in it with the lid closed to give you an idea about how big it is.)  It's harder to play than my roommate's keyboard but it's still much lighter and easier to carry around. 

Yes I got some pictures now of the quilt because I forgot to send them before:




I look so happy.

I somehow managed to create this mess, both those knots were tied without pulling the yarn through, that's Elder Andersen trying to help.
This one was during the night and everyone was dressed casual because they were playing sports.  A few of us were still diligently quilting like real men because they hadn't been finished yet.  I'm doing this on purpose this time.
Also a couple of Saturdays ago was my year mark in case you noticed, because I didn't until the people in my group told me we were going out to eat to celebrate it.  (Well I sort of did but then I forgot on the week of.)  We went to eat at some place called JB's which happens to be right next to the library.  Here's a picture of our group:
Left to right: Elder R. Smith, Elder Earl, Elder Me, Elder Liddiard, and Elder Ungerman.
Our companions were there but we wanted a picture with just us.

I took notes so I'm looking at them now...

There was another Hail and Farewell yesterday.  Elder Davis is leaving next month and I'm kind of sad about that but here's a picture of us and a photo bomber:


On Sunday my apartment and another apartment got together and combined two Monopoly boards and played it like it was one big one.  It was kind of weird because one of them was a Beatles themed Monopoly (The Yellow  Submarine Movie to be exact) and a Sonic the Hedgehog Monopoly board.  So we had to come up with a crazy system so that we didn't mix up the money.

Elder Pickering's Mom sent him two more Piano Guys CDs to match the ones she already sent him because she evidently forgot that she bought some for him already, so my companion gave them to me which was nice of him.

I keep forgetting to tell you that I've been teaching classes about British Genealogy lately for my zone.  We have a different topic every week like Ireland Church Records or whatever and I have a power point presentation and that's how that works.

I actually wrote this part on Thursday because I had an adventure with a chiropractor on Thursday:

Today I had an interesting experience at the chiropractor.  On Thursday morning right before my leadership meeting I told Elder Andersen that my shoulders and neck were in great pain and that I probably needed to see a chiropractor.  He surprised me when he picked up the phone right there and called the chiropractor he takes some of the other elders to, and then told me we would be going that day at 3:00.  The first initial problem with this is that I still don’t have an insurance card so I keep having to write it down on a piece of paper and then when I bring it it never seems to work.  But whatever.

When we got to the chiropractor (lots of snow, it was Thursday), I gave the information on the card and was told that they can’t get it to come up but don’t worry we’ll figure it out later.  Since this was my first time I had to fill out loads of paperwork which is the norm these days so it wasn't anything new to me. 

Anyway, after filling out roughly five pages I gave it to the receptionist and she brought me into the back into this little room with a little tv.  She said that I was just going to watch this little video and then the doctor will come in to talk to me.  So I watched this 15 minute video from the 90’s about how  chiropractic work is safe and that chiropractors are very well educated and that chiropractic work is very popular these days, and the good news is that most insurances cover it (but if it doesn't then get out.)  Then I got to watch lots of people with bright smiling faces get their backs cracked. 
After the video ended the doctor came in.  Spiked hair, rolled up sleeves, a beard, he’s not just a doctor, he’s a cool doctor!  He then proceeds to ask me what’s wrong and gets me to go through all the information I had just previously written down.  I saw him holding the papers that I filled out but meh who reads those?  He then tells me that his assistant is going to perform several tests on me because he wants to help me, but they got to figure out exactly what’s wrong with me.  Here I’m thinking, “My neck and my shoulders hurt what more do you need to know?” but I went ahead and did it because I remember something in the papers about how I consented to let them test me or something. 

I had to then move my neck around and then say where it does and doesn't hurt, get my reflexes checked, and then I had to put on a gown so they could take x-rays of me.  Yeah.  This all took about 45 minutes.  After it was finally all done the doctor came back and said to come back within a week because they need to analyze all the tests they did on me.  Yep, that’s it.  No adjustments whatsoever.  Just come back in a week and be sure to bring your insurance.

Anyway after I told all this to Elder Andersen he was not happy.  I don’t know if this is necessarily true, but was a lawyer and therefore thinks like a lawyer and he’s convinced that the clinic is just putting me in a cycle so they can milk my insurance.  I’m going to go back in two weeks to see  them once more to see if the tests prove I have scoliosis or something and to see if they actually mess with my neck but if they don’t then we’re going to find a new chiropractor.

So I think that's all I got and hopefully it's enough.

Love,
Elder Larson



In response to Molly's question about the box being a toy:

No we're currently using the box to toss all our recyclables in it. 

Elder Ungerman told me that my friend Christian said hi on Sunday.  I still haven't gotten anything from him in written form yet.  And he didn't run into me because he wasn't on B2 I assume because I spend all day locked up in the dungeon. 

I don't go back to the chiropractor until this Thursday.  Elder Andersen was out of town last week so I had no one to take me and I had to reschedule. 

I really want Adventure Time Monopoly because that exists apparently.  Elder Pickering told me that the cheapest property you can buy is LSP's Hobo Camp. 

I haven't seen Dr. Yamashiro since I got my retainer.  I probably have a follow up appointment but it wasn't going to be until for a while I guess. 

Everything was closed yesterday for Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day.  (The sign on the library said it was going to close for Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day.  Which I find kind of inaccurate because I'm pretty sure he was a Dr. Reverend.)  On Thursday during our leadership meeting President Workman surprised us all when he told us that we were all as a mission going to see the Dead Sea Scrolls exhibit going on at The Leonardo right now for MLK Day.  (DRMLKJR Day)

So that's what I did yesterday.  The exhibit mainly consists of a ton of clay pots dated from the time of the Kingdom of Israel, or the Babylonian Captivity, or the Persian Captivity, or whatever.  There are some more interesting things like a bunch of clay figurines of idols found kind of proving that the Bible was right when it says that the wacky Israelites were always  falling into the temptation of idolatry.  And they had some pure silver Roman coins found in Jerusalem around the time of Christ, which I kind of found the most interesting.  The scrolls themselves were only about ten or so tiny fragments which had been translated as various passages from the Old Testament.  The rest of the actually good scrolls are currently in Jerusalem because they're still analyzing it and finding new things about it.  The handwriting on them are surprisingly legible and meticulously written and it's amazing that we have records this old that you can actually read.  (Well I can't read it because I don't understand the language but you know what I mean.)  I don't have any pictures because The Leonardo doesn't allow any photography for whatever dumb reason.  (Probably because they want you to pay the $20 per person fee first so you can find out that the exhibit is mostly just a bunch of boring clay pots for yourself.)

During Music and the Spoken Word on Sunday I'm pretty sure I caught myself on tv a couple of times in the background.  Even if I wasn't in it I definitely saw Elder Pickering.  He was caught in a really embarrassing shot because he was like tucking in his shirt or something.  I sit in the corner where the upright basses and the piano was so there was a lot of camera attention there.  I like sitting there because there's a tv there that shows the broadcast and I like to look at the visuals. 

You know I'm still debating about whether I should play the cello or the bass.  I think I like the bass better because the sounds it make are more epic to me.  The Piano Guys are cool but me wanting to play the cello has nothing to do with them.  I just really like watching the orchestra and I just think it's a beautiful instrument is all.

I do have a [few] pictures though, I got some pine cones:



These aren't just any pine cones, these are pine cones from the Cedar of Lebanon in Temple Square.  I've been wanting to get some pine cones from it for some time but they were too high but they put lights on the cedar this year and as they were taking them off some fell down so I was able to get some.  I want to see if I can open them and get the seeds and then attempt to make a sapling.  Then I can begin trying to grow a biblical tree.

The air in Salt Lake City is so terrible right now.  The Church told all employees and missionaries on campus that we're currently #6 in the top polluted cities in America right now, and that the air level is estimated to shorten our lives by about two years.  So I took a picture of it:


And while I was at Walmart today I took a picture of the pigeons

 

They usually perch on the ledge lower but I guess enough customers complained recently about it so they put some spikes there.  The pigeons response?  Perch on the higher ledge.  I found this funny I guess.

Love, Elder Larson

P.S.-  My CD player broke.

 



Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Week Fifty Two

Eric has been on his mission for a year now, but he didn't have much to say this week.



I'm sorry I'm always so burned out and tired that I never remember what I want to say or what I should say.

Peppermint oil is a natural decongestant and it keeps my breath smelling fresh all day.  It can also be used as a natural pesticide but I haven't had to use it for that yet.  I can't buy it at Wal-mart but I had an apartment mate that had some and I liked it very much so I wanted some.  I really liked the Iron Giant toy but I'm not allowed to play with it because we were told that elders with toys sent to them should pack them away.  I didn't know that that was what the Aquabats! threw out and I had been looking for that answer for a while now so thanks.  I also opened it because I wanted to shoot the missile then I realized that this thing was pretty vintage and that opening it would make it lose its value but oh well too late. 

I don't wear the Batman to bed because I get super hot when I sleep for some reason.  I always wake up with sweat everywhere even with a shirt and shorts.

I don't have that manual but I've read it online a couple of times and I'm sure it will help.  The keyboard is the perfect weight for someone on a mission and it works for me.  I just wish that my new apartment mate Elder Robinson didn't go out and buy himself a keyboard last Saturday.

On New Year's Eve we watched Ephraim's Rescue, which is a very good movie.  Watch it if you have the chance it's like our ancestors: the movie.  And I finished one quilt and almost got done with the other quilt.

Love,
Elder Larson